What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 07:30
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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